“British Left Waffles on Falklands.” In the correct reading, “left” is a noun...– On Language - Crash Blossoms - NYTimes.com (via elsi)
Follow the Pig: Vegetarian Sans Pretension →
D @ Chocolate Pig creates seriously good eats. I know. My chair’s buckled for weeks after indulging in some homemade pizza (Yes’m), brioche cucumber sammies (Quite right), or vegetable pot pie (lordygoodness). I’ve lost my breath eating D’s homemade biscuits (and they were so good I’m not even worried my recollection of the experience sounding awkwardly, vaguely...
I <3 @charltonbrooker - http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2010/mar/22/charlie-brooker-newspapers-dangerous-drug
10 fake Simpsons words that belong in the... →
Seriously, “cromulent” didn’t make it? livejamie: I honestly didn’t know some of these were fake.
I should have known working out with unshaven legs was tantamount to Scottsdale heresy. At least I was wearing a Bump-it.
RT @paulfeig: A sandwich is a sandwich but a Manwich is a meal. A man witch is a warlock. A handwich is cannibalism.Sandwich’s still jus …
Bitch's D'bag Decree - HCR Edition →
from Kjerstin Johnson: “Unfortunately Neugebauer isn’t alone in his hateful and childish reactions to the health care reform bill. His uncalled for hatred practically pales next to recent actions of the Tea Party, including but not limited to: Using “n——r” while chanting “Kill the bill” at Representative Joe Lewis, and spitting Representative...
What? Oh, it was last week? ♫ http://blip.fm/~njvta
Australia's Rednecks →
because Ja’mie’s incessant put-downs can only provide so much context
RT @simonpegg: RT @empiremagazine: @simonpegg & Serkis are Burke & Hare. See ‘em here! http://www.empireonline.com/news/story.asp?NID=27 …