Expose the little daisies to emotional stress and...
All of this Royal Wedding coverage makes me want...
Fascinators, flowers, caps, whatever, just something partially covering my head at all times.
This will be the extent of our royal wedding... →
ipomoeaandthestarstealers: We’ve decided that the greatest business decision we’ve seen in years was the one where someone decided to open a taco truck next to a head shop in Fremont. It’s next to a head shop and across the street from a bar, and it’s open late. GENIUS. Have you tried it? I walk past that every day and I can’t decide if it will be the best taco or the worst because,...
Sometimes, all you can hope for is a feeling of accomplishment (and snacks if you’re luckyduck lucky). Other times, you win the mini-incentive goal for the night’s phonebanking, and you get a great t-shirt. But the best of times? When your organizer throws in a mini vibe for good measure: BOOM. Free sex toy. No, thank you.
Because I’m becoming more and more annoyed by this... →
Because I’m becoming more and more annoyed by this shit: I went over to the home page of their foundation to see if there was something more substantial going on. In a big banner was this picture: (source) When you click on the pic it takes you to the foundations FB page which has this picture featured prominently: (source) What on earth? How do these even relate to the issue of...
Oversimplifying Sex Slavery: Demi, Ashton, and... →
We were trying to park at Fred Meyer the other day, and we were sick of waiting for dawdling pedestrians and stray kids and inattentive drivers. “Where ya goin’, genius?” turned into “Look at this Millionaire Einstein right here!” because judging bougey families is fun.
shanaelmsford: When you eat so much pizza you want to vomit remember it’s better to clutch your stomach, groan, and fart until the nausea passes than to be wasteful. It’s a fight for survival. Spirit guide.
listening to “Chairlift - Bruises” ♫ http://blip.fm/~13olom
RT @aardrian: @FakeAPStylebook Shouldn’t “WRITE MORE GOOD” be “WRITE MORE GOODLY” since “good” modifies the verb, making it an adverb?
I’m intrigued by the Royal Wedding, but as an American, I’m not-so-secretly hoping for a “King Ralph”-esque cousin to emerge in the 11th hr.
girlwithalessonplan asked: Have you read any Gregory Maquire other than Wicked? Or any of the Pride and Prejudice and Zombie books?
Getting married doesn’t mean anything’s changed.Though, with my affinity for pudding, it’s probably like “butterscotch” http://bit.ly/eghNBt